is better cold,
so you have two choices,
get one of our custom Beerbelly “Pleasure Extender” Ice Packs which will
extend your pleasure by up to 3 hours, and/or fill your Beerbelly
beforehand and stick it in the freezer. If you can’t plan ahead, get the
coldest beer possible and remind yourself to get an extra pleasure
extender to keep ready in the freezer.
2. We understand that
girls aren’t exactly fired up to sport a gut…
even for a good beverage.
So we suggest wearing your Beerbelly with overalls. We guarantee that if
you don’t wear anything but your Beerbelly and overalls, guys will be
falling over themselves to get some.
Personally we prefer to
drink our beer from a cup,
so instead of sucking
from the hose, we route the hose down instead of up. When it’s time to
fill up, down goes the zipper, out comes the hose, pop goes the cap, and
into our cup goes the brew. How’s that for a conversation starter with
the person next to you?
To pop the cap, pull a bit harder than you would to open the valve. Give
it a little wiggle and the top should pop right off. Also, make sure you
hold the hose directly over the cup. Dry cleaning charges are not
covered in the warranty!
filling your bladder with a
hold the bladder so that
any air can be drained out the cap with a little squeeze (also, the
colder the beverage the better). This keeps foaming and bloating to a
We’ve found the easiest way to
into the sling is to lay
the sling down. Lay the bladder on the palm of your hand and slide both
your hand and the bladder into the pocket. This orients it in the proper
the best look,
wear a button-down shirt.
For some extra realism, make sure you’ve got some exposed crack in back.
to length (we ship them
long for the tall guys). Slide the nozzle end off. If it’s tough to
wiggle off, run hot water over it for a minute. It should slip right
off. Trim to length and slide the nozzle back on (repeat the warming
process if you’re a wimp).
Clean the bladder
and hose simply by
filling with water and our special One Step Beerbelly cleanser, which
cleans and sterilizes at the same time. Shake it up, pop the nozzle off,
and then squeeze the water through the hose. After every 3 or 4 washes,
use the brush kit, which comes included with the cleaning kit. No
If you run out of One Step Beerbelly Cleaner, you can always use a drop
of soap instead (some folks like to add a drop of bleach, but if you
clean it immediately after using, we think that’s unnecessary).
by chance your Beerbelly is
by someone in a position
to ruin your fun, we suggest one of the following responses:
This is a medical device
that I think we’d both prefer not discussing or viewing in public.
My wife is pregnant and, as
part of our maternity class, I have to develop empathy by wearing
this thing around in order to look fat and give myself backaches.
Department of Homeland
Security. We’re testing a new stealth form of body armor to protect
our undercover agents overseas in the Global War on Terror. Don’t
make me shut this place down.
It’s full of urine, so step
back or you’re gonna be sorry.
It’s part of my religion to
wear this…non-Muslim, of course.
Want a beer?
Just because it’s called The Beerbelly doesn’t mean it’s a one trick
pony. The Beerbelly is an equal opportunity beverage receptacle.
Sports drinks, soda, coffee, juice,
cocktails…whatever floats your boat.
of a woman who hated to fly until she wore her Beerbelly full of
Cosmos on a cross-country flight to New York.
Okay, so she was a little
hungover the next day, but she said it was the best flight of her life
and figures she saved at least $20 (and never had to deal with flagging
down flight attendants!)
guy we know loves his for long distance kayaking. The Beerbelly
fits in his rig
better than a Camelbak,
keeping him hydrated er.. drunk all day long.
Harley Crew in town love it cuz they can ride forever and keep their
honey up close and personal behind them, with out a backpack playing
SOME TIPS AND TRICKS OF YOUR OWN?